Donkey results
OK its result time for the Hide and Seek competition. Let's start with the rejected hiding places:
Tumble dryer - Unfortunately Donkey was too big to fit inside.
The Oven - Hiding inside a hot oven was deemed too dangerous.
And so now the seven acceptable hiding places:
1. Underneath the table. Donkey makes good use of the available chairs to conceal his legs.
2. On top of the fridge-freezer combo. At a height of 183 cm, he is well above eye level.
3. Expert use of a cupboard door converts the gap between the fridge and cupboard into a happy hiding place.
4. Behind the kitchen door - a classic that makes the hapless Seeker feel retarded.
5. A tight squeeze under the kitchen sink but Donkey is a pro.
6. Apart from position 5. only one other cupboard is large enough to squeeze his fat ass into.
7. Is he in the washing machine? Don't be silly, he's in the black bin bag. I reckon you didn't even notice the bag was there. What camoflage. A potentially dangerous manouver, however adequate air holes have been provided.