Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Donkey results

OK its result time for the Hide and Seek competition. Let's start with the rejected hiding places:

Tumble dryer - Unfortunately Donkey was too big to fit inside.











The Oven - Hiding inside a hot oven was deemed too dangerous.











And so now the seven acceptable hiding places:

1. Underneath the table. Donkey makes good use of the available chairs to conceal his legs.











2. On top of the fridge-freezer combo. At a height of 183 cm, he is well above eye level.











3. Expert use of a cupboard door converts the gap between the fridge and cupboard into a happy hiding place.










4. Behind the kitchen door - a classic that makes the hapless Seeker feel retarded.










5. A tight squeeze under the kitchen sink but Donkey is a pro.










6. Apart from position 5. only one other cupboard is large enough to squeeze his fat ass into.











7. Is he in the washing machine? Don't be silly, he's in the black bin bag. I reckon you didn't even notice the bag was there. What camoflage. A potentially dangerous manouver, however adequate air holes have been provided.

Monday, August 15, 2005

Donkey plays Hide and Seek

Below is a photo of Donkey from the Shrek films. He is inflatable, but currently uninflated. My question to you is:

If fully inflated Donkey was playing Hide and Seek in my kitchen, how many possible hiding places could he find? (Clue: the plug socket in the background of the photo is a useful size reference.)

Please post your answer to the question as a comment. The closest answer will win a top prize. Competition ends 7pm Thursday 18th August.